help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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