bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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