Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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