You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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