Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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