the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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