Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
