no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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