it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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