their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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