is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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