How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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