Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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