You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This girl is more easily done than said...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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