We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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