Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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