Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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