That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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