Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
There's even glitter on my cock...
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