Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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