I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it