You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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