I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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