I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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