Im at strip club and am horny
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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