she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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