i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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