yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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