I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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