Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
This is the high leading the old right now
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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