Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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