How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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