I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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