He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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