YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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