Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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