Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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