no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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