im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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