it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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