I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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