i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
