do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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