living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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