I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.