Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me