Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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