What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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