Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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