Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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