For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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