I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
only if we run a train.
done.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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