My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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