I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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