porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
